Magnolia Hotels amazing customer service

I always forget to pack something: a toothbrush, brush, matching tie...

But I checked into a Magnolia hotel and realized I forgot my razor. I called down to ask if they sold razors. They didn't. But the concierge WENT OUT TO RITE AID and bought me a razor and small can of shaving cream.

I paid him back and tipped him.

Best customer service ever!!!

Denver ups the cool factor

Have you been to Denver lately? I have. Many, many times.

In interest of full disclosure, I represent the state of Colorado. So I am a but biased. But I've been there enough times that I should be jaded; but I am not.

The dining scene is getting better and better each year. Boulder, to the north of Denver is definitely a great place for foodies, having been featured in The New York Times as early as 2007 and it's only gotten better since then. There's Frasca, Salt, Oak on Fourteenth and more that have gotten national attention. Not to mention Jax Fish House, where Hosea Rosenberg, winner of Top Chef, plies his trade.

But enough about Boulder, because I can go on forever on how cool Boulder is. And I can do the same for Denver too. The whole front range is impressive, as far as the quality of restaurants or even really excellent southwest cuisine. There are some hole in the wall places that have the BEST tamales!

The fact is, not many people will go to Denver just for the food. But let me tell you, it will surprise you and it will make your vacation that much better inbetween the hiking, biking, kayaking.........

Ever wonder how candy is made?

Ever wonder how certain candies are made? I had the chance to tour the Hammond Candies factory in Colorado and it is AWESOME. Try it if you ever have the chance.

It's Up to You, New York...

I hate riding on the subway.

I try and only take it in the morning because I work on Fifth Avenue and 28th Street and that's just too far to walk in the morning, especially when it's cold. But on the way home, provided I have enough time, I'll walk it. It's good to walk and it only takes about 15-20 minutes.

Even worse is that I am in Colorado so often, where the air is beautifully fresh and the people are so friendly, it makes taking a crowded tube that much worse!

So, ride the six train while dreaming of the next time I'll be in Colorado, which thankfully is never that far away!

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Spa for Men

Every year my sister gets me a spa gift certificate for a massage. I feel so funny walking into a room full of women in my tiny robe, sipping my artisan water with lavender.

I need to create a spa for guys.

I've been a bad blogger!

More blogs in 2009!   I promise.  They don't have to be long.  I just have a lot of my mind and I got to unburden.  No, it's not even that I have to unburden.  I have to.....SHARE!  Yes, I want to share my thoughts with you.  Yeah, you. Because the world needs me!

OK...

So, tonight's address by our "leader" Barack Hussein Obama.  Scary stuff in his address.  In case you missed it, let me summarize for you:

Bigger government + expanded welfare + government run healthcare + higher taxes.

Be afraid.  Be very afraid!

I also found out that Obama is not even the President's real last name!  It's an acronym.  It's true.  It stands for:

One Big Ass Mistake, America!

Next to dead Jews, the thing Palestinians love the most are dead Palestinians...

You gotta hand it to those Hamas terrorists.  They have the world fooled.  The crazy part is, it was EASY!

Let's run down the events of the past couple of weeks, shall we?

• Israel sustains months of Hamas-fired, Iran-manufactured Kassam rockets being launched over the Israel border, into Israeli cities.
  

• Israel responds with immaculately-planned response designed to only kill targeted Hamas terrorists. (Nevermind the fact that Hamas places terrorist installations in and around civilian-and I use that term loosely-areas.)

• The Arab world and all of its appeasers like the U.N. and that horse's ass Ban Ki Moon, France and Russia start crying about the poor little Palestinians, who were only playing harps on their way to the mosque when Israel started to ethnically cleanse the area.

• Hamas starts begging for cease fire, since Israel is destroying the tunnels in which they smuggle their weapons and money.  

• The U.S. blocks U.N. resolutions to stop the violence (yes, the appeasers and Jew haters wanted to buy Hamas time to re-stock their weapons.)

• Israel begins a massive ground assault, green-lighted by the Bush White House.  Foreign Minister Shimon Peres says "Hamas needs a real and serious lesson.  They are now getting it."

The Israelis chose now for this assault, since Barack Obama takes office on January 21.  There's no way of gauging how he will support Israel.  But I know this: all the Jews that voted for Obama are going to be very, very sorry on January 21.

There have been massive protesters: New York, London....you name it.  Wherever there are terrorists seeking to destroy innocents, there will be the liberal scum doing all they can to protect the poor little terrorists.

Oh the irony.....