Wednesday, February 25, 2009

Ever wonder how candy is made?

Ever wonder how certain candies are made? I had the chance to tour the Hammond Candies factory in Colorado and it is AWESOME. Try it if you ever have the chance.

It's Up to You, New York...

I hate riding on the subway.

I try and only take it in the morning because I work on Fifth Avenue and 28th Street and that's just too far to walk in the morning, especially when it's cold. But on the way home, provided I have enough time, I'll walk it. It's good to walk and it only takes about 15-20 minutes.

Even worse is that I am in Colorado so often, where the air is beautifully fresh and the people are so friendly, it makes taking a crowded tube that much worse!

So, ride the six train while dreaming of the next time I'll be in Colorado, which thankfully is never that far away!
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Tuesday, February 24, 2009

Spa for Men

Every year my sister gets me a spa gift certificate for a massage. I feel so funny walking into a room full of women in my tiny robe, sipping my artisan water with lavender.

I need to create a spa for guys.

I've been a bad blogger!

More blogs in 2009!   I promise.  They don't have to be long.  I just have a lot of my mind and I got to unburden.  No, it's not even that I have to unburden.  I have to.....SHARE!  Yes, I want to share my thoughts with you.  Yeah, you. Because the world needs me!

OK...

So, tonight's address by our "leader" Barack Hussein Obama.  Scary stuff in his address.  In case you missed it, let me summarize for you:

Bigger government + expanded welfare + government run healthcare + higher taxes.

Be afraid.  Be very afraid!

I also found out that Obama is not even the President's real last name!  It's an acronym.  It's true.  It stands for:

One Big Ass Mistake, America!